Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Oh This is Fucking Delicious

Bi-sexual celebrity succubus Amber Heard may be trying her damndest to paint Johnny Depp in an Ike Turner light but it turns out that this whole fiasco is turning into a pot calling the kettle abusive situation.  According to court docs, Heard was herself arrested for domestic violence in 2009 against her girlfriend at the time, Tasya Van Ree.  Heard was booked for misdemeanor domestic violence.

Now, I'm not saying Johnny Depp is blameless here.  I mean, he did hook up with this mess, but hopefully this puts the whole thing into perspective...like the perspective that marrying a twenty-something who looks like she has major daddy issues maybe isn't the best way to usher in your fat Brando years. 

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