Monday, March 28, 2016

Is Brad Pitt Cheating on Angelina Jolie? Probably, Says Your Aunt's Hairdresser

There's been rumors swirling around Brad Pitt's golden cock regarding his "flirtatious" relationship with bi-sexual squad leader Cara Delevingne.  This "news" comes just days after the other swirling divorce rumors, claiming that Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be ending their marriage  That's two swirls here, folks...which means one thing: A RUMOR HURRICANE!!!!   In a related story...doing mushrooms at work will make velvety smooth cheesecake jeans.  

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