Via CNN:
Los Angeles (CNN) -- CeeLo Green won't be charged with sexual assault, but the "Voice" coach will be prosecuted for allegedly giving ecstasy to a female victim, the Los Angeles district attorney's office said Monday.
Green, 39, "allegedly slipped ecstasy to a 33-year-old female while the two were dining at a downtown Los Angeles restaurant sometime between July 13 and July 14, 2012," according to a statement from the prosecutor. "The two later went back to the woman's hotel."
The district attorney's office cited insufficient evidence for the decision not to file a charge of rape of an intoxicated person.
Hmmm...I'm gonna see how this plays out before I make any jokes that could be construed as "shitty" or "who the hell is dumb enough to be slipped ecstasy-ish" but yeah-I'm gonna go ahead and say if you are going on a dinner date with someone who has the voice of a fantasy dragon and dresses like Darth Vader's gay son, then ecstasy will definitely be on the menu. Everyone probably should have known that by now, but we aren't all scientists now are we?
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