Yeah, Yeah, that's our problem too! Sing out a chorus of Vegas prostitutes. We're not whores! We're like Taylor.
Swift recently did an interview with British Cosmopolitan, the smuttiest of smut mags. When asked what she didn't know about relationships, she answered "How to make them last. I've never had a really long relationship, so I don't know what that's like. Wish me luck for the future!" No, no, no. Taylor, we think you are going about this all wrong. Embrace your inner whore. Treat her well. Accessorize her with the Clap and Crabs, then maybe write a song about her.
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