After arriving late to American Idol yesterday, ya know because her drug dealer is an insensitive douche who doesn't consider anyone else's time but his own- I don't care that your daughter needed to take a college tour Jeffrey!-Nicki Minaj plunked herself down in that chair and rattled off about how much she loves buttermilk waffles but only-ONLY if they are served toasted with Aunt Jemima's Buttermilk Maple syrup. The best part was when she said to a confused hopeful "and that's what your singing is like".
I like it when celebrities are all like "yeah waffles, that's you" because then you know you're ready for Hollywood. By celebrities I mean the lamp that talks to me when I'm tripping balls and by Hollywood I mean the 7-11 to pick up Beef Jerky-what's that lamp? You want Mountain Dew? You know you're just gonna get cavities. What did you just say to me? Oh that's right, lamps don't have teeth-well color me embarrassed.
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