Glee Star Arrested for Possession of Child Porn

 

Ew. Ew. Ew. Fucking Glee. Fucking EW!!!

So this fucktard, Mark Salling, of Glee fame has been arrested for having hundreds of images of child pornography on his computer at his California home.  Salling is 33 years old and this is not his first time at the pervert rodeo.  In 2013, an ex-girlfriend filed a battery lawsuit against him that was settled.  Something tells me this shit will be harder to bounce back from.  Have fun singing your bullshit karaoke in prison, asshole.

Fuck you, Glee.  

 

Kat Von D and Steve-O Join Forces to Release the Most Contagious STD Known to Man

 

That's right, these two pieces of water trash are in fact banging, thereby dooming us all.  Thanks a lot, jerks.

Rob Kardashian's Diabeetus Made Khloe Sad

 

 Whatsup kids?  Let's rap about some diabetes...

So apparently Rob Kardashian has been diagnosed with diabetes (surprise, surprise) which gave Khloe Kardashian the golden opportunity to do her best pouty face on Instagram with the caption "melancholy".  Seriously...this is what happened.

ROB:  I've been diagnosed with the diabetes, sis.

KHLOE: OMG!! OMG!! This is great..exploiting Lamar is so yesteryear...hold on...

ROB: It's pretty bad...

KHLOE: SHUT UP!! Makeup!! Okay, okay...*pouts lips* I need a smart word for sad-hey insulin boy-fetch me the thesaurus-and while you're at it-my daily goat sacrifice please.  

ROB: Yes master. 

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Family Guy's Gary Busey

He's doin' great!

This is Pretty Fucking Creepy

Okay, above is a Christmas card from Nick Gordon, featuring a photoshopped Bobbi Kristina Brown, along with digital added presents and Santa hats.  Now, I don't want to judge someone who has lost their loved one, but I swear to God if I die and I find myself on some jerk's Christmas card and it isn't fucking Scrooged themed, then someone is getting a ghost dick in their mouth when they are sleeping.

Ahh, Pandering

Hey guys!  Hope everyone had a nice Christmas, or if you are anything like my family, a quietly tense, wine-soaked one.  Okay, so above is a very staged Clinton family walk with Hilary and Bill Clinton, and their "granddaughter" (read: a pile of rags) being pushed around by Chelsea as her husband quietly tried to get hit by a cab.  So a couple of things:  first off, how awesome is it that there is a "Head" tennis bag right behind Bill?  I mean...come on-if that's not an angel with a wicked sense of humor setting that shit up then I don't know what is.  Second: what's with the technicolor dream coat?  That alone is going to cost her the presidency...that and you know...the fact that she's just a sad robot. 

Merry Christmas!

 

 Well guys, it's time for us to take our annual holiday nap but before we do, we just want to wish all of our readers a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!!  We don't tell you enough, but we love you as more than a friend.  Have a safe and happy holiday you guys.