Of Course Amanda Bynes was Arrested for another DUI



 

So basically, Crazy McOhnoit'stotallyfinei'mokaynowi'mastudentsee?? got herself another DUI and was released on $15,000 bail.  According to her attorney, she is on zero medication, which is probably why she's all wacky again.  I can't wait to see what more shit she'll do now that she's off the meds that undoubtedly help her brain not be batshit crazy.  Here's hoping for more candy-based videos.  Come on, Amanda Bynes, we know you have em in you. 

 

In all honesty though, Amanda Bynes should probably be considered extremely dangerous and no human should be around her ever.  Don't say we didn't warn you.



So Now Kevin Jonas is a Contractor in New Jersey

 

Holy Donkey Dicks, Batman...

 

Okay so basically, while I was watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey last night, (don't be surprised...I love my Jersey whores), in between the cleverly disguised reasons for "priorities being different" and sad shots of women well into their seventies trying to dance around gator boats in tiny jumpers, there was this.  Kevin Jonas is building resident featured cow, Kathy Wakile's new tacky ass mansion.  I wasn't positive until what I am sure was a producer prodded Kathy's sister Rosie to ask if he was famous.  It's like a fabulous dream, or horrifying nightmare.  I've tripped so much it's all the same to me.



Oh Joyous Smug Farts...George Clooney got Married

"Hello poor people!"

Chelsea Clinton Had Her Baby

 

Annnnnd I'm bored of this story already.  Congratulations ya crazy kids. 

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

The Cherry Pie from Twin Peaks

 

Damn good pie.  Damn good.

Kanye West is Going to be Late to Your Fashion Show and YOU WILL LIKE IT!

 

So the butt storm that is Kimye were boohed and jeered as they arrived late to a Lanvin fashion show.  That's all well and good but the real reason for this story is because I had to post a picture of what Kanye West was wearing.  He looks like the rich kids at his preparatory academy played a prank on him and took everything but the knee socks.  Then they stuck him with Kim Kardashian.  Damn kids.

TLC Power Couple Split Up

Yep that's the one.

I hate to admit that I've been so busy getting stoned and watching South Park on a loop writing that new novel about uhm, whaling?  that I've totally dropped the ball on this story.  These two aren't together anymore, which is good news for the bed they shared (poor thing must have seen some terrible, buttery things), but sad news for the Boo Boo family.  Rest in Peace, pre-diabetic romance, rest in peace.