Ann Marie from That Girl
This Female is the hottest piece in town!
Saturday, March 9, 2013
Friday, March 8, 2013
Paris Fashion Week Celebrity Roundup
Renee Zellwegger and Zoe Saldana dish on Bradley Cooper. January Jones is sad she forgot to put on pants. I was so concerned about poofing my hair! how silly of me.
This is The Pic I Will Be Putting Above My Mantle
Justin Bieber unfortunately collapsed on stage Thursday night in London, but fortunately he took a picture for everyone to see that he's doing okay. This is the picture I have been waiting for, inside a London hospital room, you see I collect pictures of hospital rooms around the world, I'm a sikasfeckfile, and up to this point I was missing London. For some reason it is very hard to get. But now, thanks to Mr. Bieber's fainting spell, I have it in my collection. I suppose I can just photoshop him out, he compromises the integrity of the photo.
Beyonce Be Crazy
For a second we didn't realize this was Beyonce, it looks so much like the homeless woman that sleeps in her car outside of Aldi. But then we realized she was carrying a fur coat, and thought, oh it's just that other more rich and famous crazy lady. This is kind of a dick move we think, it's one thing to wear fur, if you want to wear it, but it's like a huge Fuck You to the animal kingdom, when your extra coat is fur.
Shocker.
Stacy, you smell too much like a woman, I wish you'd wear that
Axe Body Spray I got you for your birthday.
So apparently, according to UsWeekly, George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Kiebler are headed for a breakup after a year and a half of taking pictures together at awards shows and events. They have come to the conclusion that they have very little in common. But we think maybe it's just that they have too much in common. Eh, eh, see where I'm going with this? Yeah, really bad gas. It's broken many couples up. Just sayin'.
Eva Longoria: More Cat Woman Than Cat Lady
We will forego the obvious Eva with her pussy out jokes. But how come when Eva Longoria shows up with her cat in public she appears glamorous, and when I do it, I'm given sideways glances and asked to please leave?
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