Christina Aguilera Ate the AMA's; Pooped out Justin Bieber

 

 

 

Here's Christina Aguilera arriving at a Boston Market the AMA's last night.  Now, I know she thinks all bloggers are-what did she say?...*shuffles through hate mail*  Ah, here it is!... "I don't read blogs. It's just God-knows-who in Buttf*ck wherever writing hate sh*t. You can't take it seriously. I'm sure you've all been hated on at some point by Buttf*ck people."  ...Well, as a proud buttfuck person, I am going to take the high road in regards to these pictures, and just say that Ms. Aguilera is sooooo fat, her belt size is equator.  That's right, THE equator.  Your move madame. 

 

Class.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

The Beck Family from Filthy Rich

 

It may have only been on TV for 15 episodes, but please note Dixie Carter and Delta Burke.



Dad, You're Embarrassing Us

Do you have to sit like that . . . in front of the Lakers? C'mon

David Beckham's two younger sons look dejected after they see how girlie their father looks crossing his legs like a lady man. Luckily their big bro, in legs out manly man position, is there to cheer them up.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Bubba from Mama's Family

Hubba Hubba Bubba!

Get Better Mike Ditka

Hall of Fame player and coach Mike Ditka suffered a minor stroke Friday while playing cards at a country club outside of Chicago. Even though, Ditka will not appear on this Sunday's ESPN NFL Countdown show, he says he "feels good right now and it's not a big deal." Well there it is, Ditka versus a stroke? Definitely Ditka.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Peg Bundy from Married with Children

The original MILF

BREAKING: Bruce Jenner MAY Dump Gypsy Succubus

Oh don't look so shocked, Bruce...oh wait, that's just your face...

According to RadarOnline, rumors are swirling that these two are consulting a divorce lawyer in secret.  Because if there is one thing these people value, it's secrecy.  Secrecy and NOT having a vagina face.

Oh wait...