The Critic's Choice Awards Was Last Night

Aaaannd drumroll please...

Who cares?  That's right folks, the CCA were last night and in true form, absolutely nobody gave a fuck.  So how are you?

Kevin Smith's Tribute to Alan Rickman is Pretty Fucking Touching

 

Not gonna lie...I almost cried a little when I read what Kevin Smith had to say...please read the sweet yet hilarious tribute HERE

Alan Rickman has Died at Age 69

 

This has been a truly sad week in entertainment...

Alan Rickman has passed away at the age of 69.  The beloved British star had us all rooting a little for the bad guy in films like Die Hard and Harry Potter, but what people seem to remember most about the multi-talented Rickman is what a fine human being he was.  Rickman was a true talent and a real class act all the way.  I honestly can't believe he's gone...he was such a ubiquitous presence.  Here's to you, Mr. Rickman-may you rest in peace.   

Damn, Khloe Kardashian

 

So this is kinda refreshing...

Khloe Kardashian opened the fuck up on Howard Stern the other day, covering topics including Lamar Odom's bullshit, her sex life, and most importantly, how full of shit Caitlyn Jenner is.  Via UsMagazine:

"He did have private talks with us after," Kardashian explained. "But he never said he was going to transition. He would just say his soul has always been a woman." Kardashian explained that Jenner only informed them she’d be transitioning after her April 2015 Diane Sawyer interview, which they watched together as a family.
"Bruce made it a point for all of us to watch it together, and that's when it was the first time we heard a lot of things,” she recalled. "We didn't even know about Diane Sawyer until it was taped and done. On that show is when we genuinely found out about transitioning."
Lamar Odom’s estranged wife admitted that she took his transition hard because of the deception.
"It's not that easy. But it's also [like] I don't give a f--k what you want to do. I just [wanted him to] stop lying to us about things!” she explained. “Each sister had a different story because he couldn't keep up with things.”

Oh really? So the person who killed a woman and got off and then became a woman wasn't entirely forthright with something?  Really?  Are we surprised, Khloe?  Side note...why is is the Kardashian family always seems to be involved with men who kill women and then somehow get off?  I mean, I know it's not that black and white, but isn't that a little fucking weird?  Let me hand it off to this guy...

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Asses.

Nick Carter Arrested

 

The former Backstreet Boy has been arrested in Florida...huh-this is a sentence I definitely am not surprised I'm writing.  No details yet on why the 35 year old was booked, but I bet it ain't nothin' but a mistake. 

I hate me.

Say Hello to my New Crush

We are registered at Filene's. 

The Playboy Mansion is up for Sale with One Hell of a Catch

Ever dream of owning the mansion where hot women in little bunny outfits romp, the grotto bubbles with the sperm of one million celebrities and historic butt decisions were made? Now how about rooming with everybody's creepy grandpa?  Well guess what?  For a cool $200 million, you can not only own the Playboy Mansion, but guess who would be your lifelong roomie til he dies?  Why, Hef of course!  That's right, the Playboy Mansion is up for sale, but Hugh Hefner comes with.  So yeah, get those diaper changing hands ready, millionaires.

Check out the full weirdness HERE