NBC's The Wiz Looks Fucking Terrifying

 

Seriously...this shit will haunt your dreams and then make your dreams watch slides of an Italy trip that nobody cares about.

Things are not Looking Good for Lamar Odom

 

 Lamar Odom has been hospitalized after being found unconscious in a Nevada brothel.  You can get the rundown HERE.  Let's hope he can pull through this one okay. 

It's Confirmed: Ronda Rousey and Travis Browne are having Gross Sex

 

As previously reported right here on this very gossip blog, Ronda Rousey is dating wife-beating enthusiast Travis Browne.  The champ released a statement saying that yes, she and him are in a relationship and that's all she's gonna say about that-(think that sentence in a Forrest Gump voice).  In other UFC news, some chick rushed into Urijah Faber's house to shit all over his bathroom.  Proud day for the sport. 

What the Fuck, Playboy?

Okay so basically Playboy is gonna stop publishing naked ladies because the "internet does it for free".  I think we need to take a moment of silence here for those of us who predate the internet and will always remember Playboy as a beacon of booby goodness.    

Ariel Winter is Officially a Perv Magnet

Before anyone thinks anything...SHE'S 17 YEARS OLD!  Okay, now that I've saved your bum, you may buy me lunch. 

 

 

Modern Family's Ariel Winter looked especially busty the other day at a wedding with her 18 year old boyfriend John Mcnotgonnabothergooglinghisname.  The star recently had breast reduction surgery, and well, I guess felt the need to show everyone she's recovering A-Okay? 

Blake Lively's Website Shuts Down; Dissapoints Tens of People

So Blake Lively's "lifestyle" website, Preserve.us has officially shut down after one year.  To be honest I had completely forgot that she tried this pointless endeavor and so, probably did the rest of the world.  Here's what the Blakester had to say:

 

"We launched the site before it was ready, and it never caught up to its original mission: It’s not making a difference in people’s lives, whether superficially or in a meaningful way," she told Vogue. "And that’s the whole reason I started this company, not just to fluff myself, like, ‘I’m a celebrity! People will care what I have to say!’ It was so never meant to be that, and that kind of became the crutch"

Oh I just love the bullshit...I'm sure Blake Lively really cares about making a difference in people's lives, and of course websites do that.  They're totally not just something you look at when you're at work because you're bored as shit.  Tasteless Entertainment of course is exempt from all that sarcastic prattle because you know what?  I care about you.  I do.  Now send money and I'll send a hug back in the mail. 



Holy Shitballs, Randy Quaid

 

All righty, let's get to it...

So this is a photo of Randy Quaid courtesy of Vermont State Police.  Why do the police have his photo, you ask?  Well sit down and let me tell you...it seems the Quaidster was trying to cross from Canada into the United States.  This comes days after Canadian officials said they wanted to deport Quaid, who is wanted in Santa Barbara California on counts of vandalism/house squatting.  So now you pretty much have the gist of what is going on in Randy Quaid's life, and I know you wanted it.  It's because I listen to you talk in your sleep.  Netflix and Chill anyone?