HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Michael Keaton

He will always be Batman.

I Love This

If I was a five-months pregnant woman wrapping presents for charity, royal or not, you best believe if you told me to keep wrapping, I would not just roll my eyes at you.  You go, knocked-up princess lady.  

What the Actual Goddam FUCK?

If I told you that this guy skinned and ate his ex-girlfriend's pet bunny, chronicled the whole thing with photos, which he sent to his ex-girlfriend and then threatened to do the same to her, you probably wouldn't be surprised.  I mean-he has that psycho too-big face look that screams animal cruelty.  Anyway-that's what happened and this psychopath is some douche from Sons of Anarchy.  His name is Dimitri Diatchenko and I think we can all agree that he's going straight to hell.  Good luck asshole.  And fuck you.  

Leonardo Dicaprio Goes Through Victoria's Secret Models Like Underwear

Minus the skid marks we hope. Leo has broken up with yet another model from his bench. This time it's Toni Garrn. Before that it was, hmm, let's see Erin Heatherton, Anne V, Bar Rafaeli, Gisele, and who the hell knows how many others. Now that Adam Levine is actually married to one, where will these models go after Leo? Oh, that's right, next stop Bieberville.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Judge Wapner

May we approach the bench? Grrrr

Ladies Everywhere Let Out a Sigh of Relief

I am the child of Mark Cuban and Quentin Tarantino

Well played, Phoenix. In an effort to "spice up his story" and get the audience at The Late Show with David Letterman to like him, Joaquin Phoenix said that he was engaged to his yoga instructor, going so far as revealing how they met at a class where she demonstrated the move "harnessing the hog" (?) on him.  But on Good Morning America Tuesday morning, he revealed he had made the whole story up to seem more interesting and likeable. While there is nothing more boring or unlikeable than a man engaged to his yoga instructor, there is nothing more interesting or likeable than a man who lies about being engaged to his yoga instructor. Ooh, plot twist!

Kate Middleton & Prince Harry go to NBA Game; Discover Black People

 

Ah yes, and you see over there, darling?  There's another.

 

Smashing.