HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Moe Syzlak

 

 

That's a mug I wanna Duff.

This is Lil' Kim Now

 

Here is Lil' Kim performing at Hot 97's Summer Jam, and my oh my what the fuck happened?  I mean, it's not like this is unexpected, but holy shit.  She looks like that doll your sister had when you were little, and then you got "curious" and then had to hide the doll in the backyard cuz her plastic eyes were silently always judging you.  Then the dog dug it up and peed on it.  Then you got curious again.

 

Sorry sis...I mean-errr BOOBIES!

 

Covered that one flawlessly.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

How funky is your chicken? Not as funky as this hottie!

Now, We Are Not Judging…

But Kate Winslet is pregnant with her huband Ned Rocknroll's child, which will be her third child with as many baby-daddies. Now she was married to all these men, and she does have a British accent, so she's not exactly trashy, but…

Jennifer Love Attention

Jennifer Love Hewitt knows where her bread is buttered, and since posing for paparazzi shots playing tennis in a bikini never landed her on the cover of glossies like UsWeekly (just hot pics), she decided to up the ante. She just announced that she is pregnant, and engaged to her Client List co-star Brian Hallisay. Now, we are not suggesting that she got pregnant and engaged just for media attention, but it wasn't necessarily a bad move on her part. Babies are all the rage these days, as well as shotgun weddings. So, well played Hewitt, well played. Oh no! Who's watching Amanda Bynes?!!!

I Don't Like the Looks of This

Russian officials are turning to none other than Stevan Seagal-kov to promote their weapons industry. Wow, this seems like a great combo, doesn't make me worried in the least. NOT! as the Russian kids are saying these days. Apparently Russian officials are big Seagal fans, as seen here above when he met with President Vladimir Putin in March. I can't tell if Europe is behind us with their trends (see Germany hearts David Hasselhoff) or are they just way ahead? My brain hurts from all this thinking.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Must Have One Angry Bi-Polar Vagina

Because when you imply that your wife's vag gave you cancer-you can bet someone is gonna have a cold pot roast for dinner MISTER. 

 

 

Because Michael "You Old Queen" Douglas likes to say shit, hear how it sounds like his wife's vagina is full of cancer spewing dragons, and then immediately take it back, his rep gave this statement:

 

"Michael Douglas did not say cunnilingus was the cause of his cancer.  It was discussed that oral sex is a suspected cause of certain oral cancers as doctors in the article point out, but he did not say it was the specific cause of his personal cancer.”

 

 

But holy shit-there is audio available refuting that, so-I don't know-my guess is his wife threatened his life by pelvic thrusting in his face for an hour while heaving "TAKE. IT. BACK!"

 

But that's just me-I have the imagination of a child.