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Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Sunday, June 2, 2013
Here's Something I Didn't Expect to Read Today...
Via The Huffington Post:
Michael Douglas has opened up about his past diagnosis, revealing that oral sex, not smoking or drinking, caused his type of throat cancer. In a candid new interview with U.K.'s The Guardian, Douglas admits that his illness was caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).
"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," the "Behind the Candelabra" star, 68, explains.
Douglas, who fought a six-month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, also confesses that he thought that his battle with cancer would be a fatal one. He says at first he assumed the stress from his son Cameron's legal troubles played a big factor in his sickness.
"I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer," Douglas, who is married to Catherine Zeta-Jones, notes. "And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."
The actor has been cancer-free for more than two years and says he has check-ups every six months. "And with this kind of cancer, 95% of the time it doesn't come back," he adds. Still, Douglas will never forget what it felt like to hear that word.
"I will always remember the look on his face," Douglas previously said of his doctor, who revealed that he had stage four throat cancer. "He said: 'We need a biopsy.' There was a walnut-size tumor at the base of my tongue that no other doctor had seen."
According to the Oral Cancer Foundation, one tract of HPV -- known as HPV16 -- is known to be linked to oral cancer, manifesting itself in the back regions of the throat and mouth. Douglas admits he suffered through toothaches and other oral infections for nine months before discovering his diagnosis.
As if husband's needed another reason to not go down on their wives...
"Ah, sorry honey-but that shit will give me cancer."
-Every man's new and apparently valid excuse.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
R.I.P. Jean Stapleton
Jean Stapleton, best known for her role as high-pitched, naive but loveable Edith Bunker on the 70's iconic comedy All in the Family has passed away. She was 90 years old. She passed at her home in New York City, the city where she was born and raised. Despite sharing a city, Stapleton was far different from her Edith Bunker character. She made her acting debut at 18 in summer stock while attending Hunter College. She went on to do off Broadway and Broadway shows, like Damn Yankees and The Bells Are Ringing. And eventually, she landed parts on television dramas and comedies. Stapleton was married to Bill Putsch, and they had two children. Putsch passed away in 1983. We hope they are now reunited, and our thoughts and prayers go out to Jean's friends and family.
You Have to Wake Up Pretty Early to Fool Keyshawn Johnson
Keyshawn Johnson is mad as hell and he isn't gonna take it anymore. The former NFL star turned commentator is sick and tired of a young and reckless Canadian by name of Bieber speeding around their private Calabasaas, CA neighborhood. Johnson chased Bieber's Ferrari down in his souped up Prius, only to have Justin pull the old switcheroo once he arrived at his home. Justin switched seats seats with an African American passenger by the name of Lil' Twist when they pulled into the garage. Johnson was not fooled however. He tells TMZ, "Look man, I know the difference between a black kid driving a car and white kid driving a car…I got biracial kids." Fair enough, that Bieber is tricky, but you know what they say about women drivers.
It's Michael Jackson!!!
I knew he was alive! Uh, nevermind, it's just Nicole Richie pretending to be Michael Jackson. Sick joke Nicole, really low getting your kids involved too.
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