HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Judge Reinhold

Awesome...awesome.  All right Reinhold.

Stirring the Pot

Apparently, Justin Bieber likes to smoke the ganja. So what, he's Canadian, that's what they do. Hello, haven't you listened to Drake? They wear overalls when meeting heads of state, and they are pretty cool with pot. TMZ has obtained pics of Bieber smoking what appears to be marijuana in a Newport Beach, CA hotel room on January 2nd, a day after a paparazzo was killed chasing down Bieber's Ferrari, which Justin was apparently not even in at the time. I guess adding to this whole marijuana drama is that the paparazzo thought he saw Justin blazing one and that was the main motivation for the pursuit. However, according to reports, it was a black rapper named Lil Twist who was driving the car, and who has also apparently become Justin's weed man. Jeez Louise, my take on all of this is, it's just pot . . . and yeah that's pretty much it.

Kim Kardashian Gets a Free Pass for that Fet-ass

Apparently upscale baby store Bel-Bambini sent Kim Kardashian a 1,000 dollar gift certificate upon news of her pregnancy. Many critics believe that this is just another example of people who can well afford luxurious items gettin em fo free just because they famous! Umm hmm. I, however, will not be a hater on this one. Bel-Bambini previously worked with Kourtney Kardashian, so they know that the preferred Kardashian Kurrency are Gypsy Coins, which are a bitch to trade in at the bank. If you ask me, this is just a pre-emptive strike on Bel-Bambini's part to avoid the hassle.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Elton from Clueless

Can you say rollin with the hottie?

Emma Watson Will do ANYTHING for a "WARM BAGUETTE." I Think She's Trying to Tell Us She's Slutty.

Prepare yourself for the most obnoxious statement of 2013 (and we are less than a week in) courtesy of Emma Watson as told to Marie Claire UK: "I always have the same New Year's resolution: to speak French fluently. I get a huge wave of nostalgia when I come into the Gare du Nord. There's such an emphasis on culture, art and music. And I'll do anything for a warm baguette." Hmm, anything you say?

Snooki's Red Hair Reminds Me of Bloody Diahrrea. Discuss

Maybe Rihanna is Just Leaving a Trail...She is SO Twin Peaks You Guys...

Mentally retarded singer Rihanna would like everyone to know that she was in Chris Brown's bed on New Years Day.  Note to LAPD: note the comforter-I'm sure you'll be seeing it again.