Franklin Sherman from The Critic
Slipping slowly into senility never looked so sexy.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Kimye's Babye Will Appear On Reality Shows. In Other News, The Pope is Catholic
Give the people what they want, and we gahta seee the baby!
Per UsWeekly: "Kim and Kanye are an incredibly dynamic couple, and their baby news is just so exciting," network president Suzanne Kolb tells The Hollywood Reporter in a statement. "Like so many Kardashian fans, we love it when this close-knit family gets even bigger. We look forward to sharing the joy as they prepare for more diapers, more bottle and without a doubt, more fabulous baby wear."
I agree with the above statement, but would offer a few substitutions: Dumb for Dynamic, just as exicting as any other gypsy couple for just so exciting, Ass for close-knit family, and sex tapes for diapers, bottles and fabulous baby wear.
Anne Hathaway Hangs with Her Grandmother
What? That is not a dude. That is not even an old dude! Valentino? Whatever. Let's just meet in the middle and say Donatella Versace.
AY Yi Yi, This Dress was Practically Ripped Off Of Me!
When one is going to a New Year's Eve party with current fiance to a club owned by ex-boyfriend in Miami, one should know enough to wear a dress that isn't so pull-downable, in the event of the inevitable scuffle that ensues at said and every for that matter Miami club. Nick Loeb, Sofia Vergara's fiance got into fisticuffs with some other guests at Vergara's ex-boyfriend's club on New Year's Eve. Her dress was practically pulled down, even more so I guess than the above pic, where she was hosting a civilized event with apparently only one other guest earlier in the evening.
R.I.P. Patti Page
Patti Page, singer of hits "Tennessee Waltz"and "How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?" passed away Tuesday, January 1st in Encinitas, California. She was 85 years old. Patti is survived by her son, daughter, and grandchildren. She had a beautiful voice and will be deeply missed.
Rita Ora Banged Jonah Hill
Like most people, I had no idea who the fuck Rita Ora was until I found out she dated Rob Kardashian, then I was like "Oh! he must have met her at a special ed mixer, isn't that nice?" Come to find out, she's a 22 year old British mixture of Rihanna and M.I.A. who will fuck just about anything that moves, which brings me to the headline. She totally climbed that hill-Jonah Hill that is (badda bum). Apparently, sleeping with Jonah Hill was the straw that broke the douchebag's back, and that's when Rob Kardashian broke up with her. Oh-and she also banged 20 other guys before that-because she's classy.
Rita Ora's vagina: the Buckingham Palace of lady parts.
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