Because This is the World We Live in Now...

Honey Boo-Boo has been named one of  Barbara Walters's "Most Fascinating People" of 2012.  Being fascinating has never looked so diabetic-y.

Your move Mayans.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Jimmy Brooks from Degrassi

Hmm, I wonder whatever happened to this hot kid in the wheelchair?

Lindsay Lohan's Friends Say She's Out of Control; File This Under . . .DUH!

While we don't necessarily think that dancing like a mad woman well past 2 am, demanding that other people at the club you are at empty their pockets when you can't find your phone, then the next night, punching a woman in her face because she won't get out of yours, makes you out of control, Lindsay Lohan's high and mighty friends do.  According to People.com, "'She will fool people into thinking she's changed, but at some point in the night, she always snaps and it's always the same story,' says the pal." Some pal! Listen, if you can't be a maniac on the dance floor, Mortal Kombat at the bar, and a blind person behind the wheel, well then, I guess you just can't hang with Lindsay.

Heidi Klum: I Get one Day a Year to dress up Like an Insane Weirdo and Goddam it! It's Happening TODAY!

Because it's totally normal for adult to take Halloween THIS seriously, Heidi Klum hosted her annual costume party on December 1st, because ya know-that hurricane tots stole her thunder in October.  The party is supposedly benefiting victims of Hurrican Sandy, which totally explains everything...except for the fact that somebody came gold liquid all over Heidi Klum's face. 

Hazzah! Prince William's Royal Scepter has Put an Unborn Heir into Kate's Bejeweled Vay-Jay

Via CBS News:

"Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby," the announcement said. "The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news."

The announcement added that Kate was admitted to King Edward VII Hospital in London on Monday with a severe form of morning sickness. William is at his wife's side.
Now, I don't know much about childbirth, vaginas, or royalty-but I'm pretty sure if you have to go to the hospital with a "severe case of morning sickness" you are a royal pussy.  BAM!  Me: 1 Royal White Bread: 0.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

That Puppet from Unhappily Ever After

 

If Bobcat Goldthwait knew what he did to my dreams...



HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

ALF from ALF

 

Who woulda thought an alien could be so cute and cuddly?